Get us a glass of malk while you’re up, won’t you dear?

This beauty was just rescued. She is sleeping inside for the first time in her life.

I wish dwarves were real

Still training to be a Podracer

Police harassment at it’s worst

Found my current girlfriends heart :(

Natalie Portman. If nothing else, she’s consistent.

Siri I need answers

Interview-zoned

Did you enjoy your coffee Mr. Heptapod?

I’m not good at this kind of commitment…

I’M BAD AT SMALL TALK.

Marriage is hard.

am plant

Cosplay at it’s cutest

One of my favorite Kanye moments