Hello. Welcome to my crib. Let’s me show you around.

keep laughing see what happens

let’s break bread together

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

all is not well in waffleville

robot vacuum issues

turtle burglar

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

you’ve got time

beefy

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

this description is way too accurate