shanty your day away

soory not soory

soory not soory

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

The scent of love

The scent of love

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

please send help

please send help

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

Hoo-rah!

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much