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she had to answer her banana phone

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
*ping* *clank* *crunkle*
*ping* *clank* *crunkle*
earie
earie
i stopped buying them because of this
i stopped buying them because of this
mind yo business
mind yo business
a magician never reveals their secrets
a magician never reveals their secrets
cold-blooded girl stealers
cold-blooded girl stealers
im the richest in the world
im the richest in the world
this story could be published in ANY local paper
this story could be published in ANY local paper
“there can only be one possiblity”
“there can only be one possiblity”
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
my school play casting director was right…
my school play casting director was right…
Get+this+lady+a+forklift.
Get this lady a forklift.
And+we+almost+got+away+with+it%2C+too
And we almost got away with it, too
henlo+good+morning.
henlo good morning.
Crocodile+Dundy+meeting+the+Queen%2C+circa+1985.
Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
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Oh+no+she+di%26%238217%3Bin%26%238217%3Bt%26%238230%3B
Oh no she di’in’t…
You+sit+on+an+ant+hill+of+lies%21
You sit on an ant hill of lies!
I+only+worship+the+blue+eyed+messiah%2C+personally.
I only worship the blue eyed messiah, personally.
Running+to+stop+the+microwave+with+one+second+to+go..
Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..
Mean+Girls+reboot.
Mean Girls reboot.
How+to+draw+a+high+quality+H2O+droplet.
How to draw a high quality H2O droplet.
Classify+ALL+the+space+debris%21
Classify ALL the space debris!
My+bottom+heart+beats+for+you.
My bottom heart beats for you.