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she-lobbed out a stinging review

I like you.
I like you.
Sorry to hear about your mom…
Sorry to hear about your mom…
Email and bacon.
Email and bacon.
I’M GON EATCHU!
I’M GON EATCHU!
Mini Scissorhands.
Mini Scissorhands.
I’m going to need some of these.
I’m going to need some of these.
Amen.
Amen.
I can’t math.
I can’t math.
Flying sloth.
Flying sloth.
Japanese vending machines.
Japanese vending machines.
There’s an app for that.
There’s an app for that.
Did you do something different with your hair?
Did you do something different with your hair?
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Pick two…
Pick two…
Happy shark week!
Happy shark week!
you+had+a+good+run
you had a good run
i+can+never+show+my+face+in+public+again
i can never show my face in public again
ladies%2C+i%26%238217%3Bm+single%21+don%26%238217%3Bt+all+line+up+at+once+now
ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now
when+it+comes+to+opening+the+produce+bag+we%26%238217%3Bre+all+equals
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
Join the conversation
when+you+get+so+drunk+you+turn+into+joe+rogan+you+KNOW+it%26%238217%3Bs+time+to+go+home
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
life+is+like+a+box+of+jalapeno+chocolates
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
Clearly+my+dreams+are+better
Clearly my dreams are better
esrever+ygolohcysp
esrever ygolohcysp
gonna+move+into+a+cave+and+start+a+new+life
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+hulk+hogan+hot+dog+joke+here+somewhere+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+thinking+of
there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of
so+warm+and+cozy
so warm and cozy
what+would+be+your+first+question+to+our+new+alien+overlords%3F
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?