s(h)elfish behavior

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

work day lunch break hack

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

oh no is an understatement

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable