s(h)elfish behavior

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Guess whooo?

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

What a mogul!

The new local dog park checks out.

The new local dog park checks out.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

She can do better.

She can do better.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.