shilling shrek

i can never show my face in public again

popsicles

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

just passing through

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

political pokemon

so warm and cozy

baby faced swamp witch