When you realize you are the artificial intelligence we’ve been warned about…

Why Is It So Hard?

Not all hero’s wear capes.

This owl in a towel will remove any scowl

Hey bro wanna sip?

Screams Higher

Amy Shumer literally changed Netflix

The forecast has changed.

The world’s smallest snowman, at one fifth the width of a human hair

The Alaskan wood frog is able to hibernate through the winter in below freezing conditions using solutes that keep water crystals from forming in its body

Part of the plan

My aunt is marrying a sheriff. Their invitation nearly gave everyone a heart attack.

I’ve made a huge mistake.

You learn something new everyday.

Declassified Atomic Weapon Footage

Fallout boy concerts were fun.