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Millennial Anti-theft device…

Millennial Anti-theft device...
an apple a day
an apple a day
it’s pawfection
it’s pawfection
just a shower thought someone had
just a shower thought someone had
one of the hardest words to spell
one of the hardest words to spell
she has a job to do. there is not stopping her
she has a job to do. there is not stopping her
the nerve of some people
the nerve of some people
she played the game to win
she played the game to win
better than a text
better than a text
then later you figure it out and feel like an idiot
then later you figure it out and feel like an idiot
ninja teacher
ninja teacher
is this true?
is this true?
curse away, ladies!
curse away, ladies!
every beep hurts my soul
every beep hurts my soul
there are no good options here
there are no good options here
he can’t have it
he can’t have it
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Who+do+you+think+you+are%2C+lady%3F
Who do you think you are, lady?
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Biden+never+doge+it+coming..
Biden never doge it coming..
Join the conversation
Just+Hogwarts+things%26%238230%3B
Just Hogwarts things…
Stop+sending+me+mixed+signals%2C+bruv.
Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.
Round+and+round+and+round+we+go%2C+as+the+circus+does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
Lorde%2C+give+me+a+sign%26%238230%3B
Lorde, give me a sign…
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
Let%26%238217%3Bs+clarify+this+butter%26%238230%3B
Let’s clarify this butter…
We+worship+the+deep.
We worship the deep.
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.