silent treat(y)ment

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

Life satisfaction over time.

Life satisfaction over time.

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

Wait. What?

So you just lie?

So you just lie?

Surprise spider attack!

Surprise spider attack!

I knew it!

I’m so ugly!

May the force of typography be with you.

May the force of typography be with you.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.