Well, it was worth a try.

Well, it was worth a try.

This balcony near the Alps, Italy has the most beautiful wood.

This balcony near the Alps, Italy has the most beautiful wood.

I could homestead here.

I could homestead here.

The purge: Retail version

The purge: Retail version

When Americans tuck themselves in at night.

When Americans tuck themselves in at night.

We make headlines. We pay our bills. F your diamonds.

We make headlines. We pay our bills. F your diamonds.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

We don’t deserve dogs.

We don’t deserve dogs.

Too close for missiles, goose; I’m switching to guns….

Too close for missiles, goose; I’m switching to guns….

GATOR DON’T PLAY!

GATOR DON’T PLAY!

Teachers change lives.

Teachers change lives.

the Nard Dog on life and fairness

the Nard Dog on life and fairness

This is a win in my book.

This is a win in my book.

Keanu Reeves stealing a camera from the paparazzi

Keanu Reeves stealing a camera from the paparazzi

I am not a smart man…

I am not a smart man…

Cotton Candy McFail

Cotton Candy McFail