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Went to my local Benihana in Ontario…

Went to my local Benihana in Ontario...
thank you, history facts!
thank you, history facts!
wow, that’s a burn
wow, that’s a burn
new career just dropped
new career just dropped
important to provide context
important to provide context
they really went ‘generic name-brand’ on everything, huh
they really went ‘generic name-brand’ on everything, huh
personality > model-person-in-a-tee
personality > model-person-in-a-tee
10 Delivery Memes Shipped to You
10 Delivery Memes Shipped to You
*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*
*clears throat to let them know you’re there – aggressively*
you’re lookin tasty
you’re lookin tasty
but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…
but hey, I knew what I was /trying/ to say…
I want this story ASAP
I want this story ASAP
vampires are anteeth-italian?
vampires are anteeth-italian?
brb, switching careers
brb, switching careers
a prime opportunity
a prime opportunity
they had to be science textbooks
they had to be science textbooks
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
its+all+in+how+you+market+it
its all in how you market it
it%26%238217%3Bs+so+earie
it’s so earie
when+I+was+21+I+was+broke+and+still+in+college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
Join the conversation
the+most+secure+network+on+the+planet
the most secure network on the planet
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…
words+carry+a+lot+of+coding%26%238230%3B
words carry a lot of coding…
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll
just+one+more+episode%26%238230%3B
just one more episode…
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task failed successfully