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Pregnancy test blue and other crayon colors

Pregnancy test blue and other crayon colors

Meanwhile At The Chinese Panda Breeding Center

Meanwhile At The Chinese Panda Breeding Center

Would you like some fry oil with that burn?

Would you like some fry oil with that burn?

From time to time… I hope you will be treated unfairly.

From time to time… I hope you will be treated unfairly.

A literal interpretation

A literal interpretation

Tattoos have to be meaningful.

Tattoos have to be meaningful.

I am the photographer now.

I am the photographer now.

Pointe du Hoc, pocked by D-Day bombardment.

Pointe du Hoc, pocked by D-Day bombardment.

9-1-1 E M E R G E N C Y BOYE

9-1-1 E M E R G E N C Y BOYE

How much toast could a toaster toast

How much toast could a toaster toast

Airplane etiquette. Follow it or get dragged off the plane.

Airplane etiquette. Follow it or get dragged off the plane.

Clown life.

Do you even bubble vape?

Do you even bubble vape?

A Monk and his Elephant

A Monk and his Elephant

That Anti-Vax epidemiologist…

That Anti-Vax epidemiologist…