Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the law of giants

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

say aloe to my little friend

the makers of oreos have no chill

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

another delicious hummuscide

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall