sliding your number

Telemarketing is expensive.

Telemarketing is expensive.

We need a new translation.

We need a new translation.

Freedom frie.

Proper Urinal Etiquette

Proper Urinal Etiquette

The eye of a daddy long leg

The eye of a daddy long leg

Daddy want a calzone.

Daddy want a calzone.

She’s a good homemaker.

She’s a good homemaker.

Best I can do is three fifty.

Best I can do is three fifty.

an endless sea of blondes

an endless sea of blondes

…you might be a Redneck.

…you might be a Redneck.

We mew for you.

We mew for you.

Spice up your FB feed.

Spice up your FB feed.

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

No but really… you’ll have to garnish my ”wages”

Those Tricky Dryers

Those Tricky Dryers

I’ll forgive you.

I’ll forgive you.