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What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller.
What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller.
Yeeeeaaahhhh…. Cuddle weather…
Yeeeeaaahhhh…. Cuddle weather…
One day…
One day…
Location of your waiter.
Location of your waiter.
It’s such a beautiful day outside.
It’s such a beautiful day outside.
Stupid pigeons.
Stupid pigeons.
The United States of Rage.
The United States of Rage.
Think it’d be worth the punishment?
Think it’d be worth the punishment?
Cousins.
Cousins.
Are they twins?
Are they twins?
Always.
Always.
Kids are starving in Africa.
Kids are starving in Africa.
NyQuil FTW!
NyQuil FTW!
GHOSTS!
GHOSTS!
Just saw the first Christmas commercial.
Just saw the first Christmas commercial.
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
your+tongue+knows
your tongue knows
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
Join the conversation
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
cooking+with+religion
cooking with religion
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
lithium%2C+something+in+the+way%2C+and+smells+like+teen+spirit
lithium, something in the way, and smells like teen spirit
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair