Your Uber will arrive in 6 Months!

Phrasing is everything.

I could ride the goose in to battle.

The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.

Tigers love Autumn, apparently.

Grammar is

Minerals of a feather… and all that jazz.

We can all wait… promise.

Shark week brings us together…

But yes, still lbs of it, please.

She may have just cursed the entire family…

Good on you, Humpy.

It gives us the knife…

Paper snowflakes, a guide.

NBC providing that top notch entertainment.

*car door closing intensifies*