Let her unhinge some jaws, is what I always say.

Let her unhinge some jaws, is what I always say.

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

I really hope this is an actual KFC rejection letter

Finley only has one setting

Finley only has one setting

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

i’m supposed to divide my laundry?

You can’t run

You can’t run

absolutely do this at a wedding

absolutely do this at a wedding

hello, ladies

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

gone but never forgotten

gone but never forgotten

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

this goes on my christmas list

this goes on my christmas list

I think you mean best

I think you mean best

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

sorry if your name is kyle

sorry if your name is kyle