Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.

he should be proud he won something

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls

they’re trying to tell you something

monch

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

tasty treats for halloween

you can run, but you can’t hide

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

you’re never too old to start working

mmmm…

too soon?

and she wouldn have gotten away with it, too…

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

it’s kind of my job

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…