this is brilliant

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

dramatic reading by 5 year old

did you know e.t. had a last name?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

peekaboo for adults

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

books are priceless treasures

the world is ready to see me at my worst

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…