In Italy, the salami grows on hoses…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

Outstanding move.

#SLIDESFORPUGS

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Plates painted to look like ants are on them.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

She can do better.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

Never short.