so romantic

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

the safest way to travel my ass

and now i’m one lego set richer

you’ve already used that password

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

this is ibs

and the cat never returned

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

slept through the apocalypse

sorry to bother you

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

her back must be ruined

I’m fine

does anyone object?