so this is how canadians are raised

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Traffic banana for scale.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

No one calls her until they need something

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

31 years has a price, apparently.

Under[standing] bites.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Beethoven was a genius.

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Good cop bad cop.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Stop it with the pressure, peers…