so this is what it means when they say “cat burglar”

i love them even though they’re worms

i love them even though they’re worms

mark Zuckerberg built an entire social website for this very reason

mark Zuckerberg built an entire social website for this very reason

i prefer sit as administrator

i prefer sit as administrator

this brings up so many questions

this brings up so many questions

the opposite of phoning it in

the opposite of phoning it in

childhood unlocked

childhood unlocked

i saw this chart so you have to too

i saw this chart so you have to too

nothing like ordering and hearing tea

nothing like ordering and hearing tea

monitoring the situation

monitoring the situation

retiree goals set

retiree goals set

they called me sober sam in highschool

they called me sober sam in highschool

10 Tattoo Memes to Color your Day

10 Tattoo Memes to Color your Day

wake up samurai

wake up samurai

if i press everything i must be able to win

if i press everything i must be able to win

a new york times best seller

a new york times best seller