social security

an easy guide to help you portion your food

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

you cicada be kidding me!

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

flat earthers were right the whole time

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven