i have the mccreeps

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

Public Service Announcement:

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

We call him Rex.

B O L T all day.

Baby lynx paws are intentionally not proportional to their bods.

I could trip in the shower here.