Be careful who you buy flowers for.

Be careful who you buy flowers for.

crimes against food are punishable by death

crimes against food are punishable by death

I’m just gonna use the elevator

I’m just gonna use the elevator

the modern remake has nothing on the original

the modern remake has nothing on the original

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

i’m in!

just look around

just look around

not now, gary

you can if they’re toxic

you can if they’re toxic

as if af. did i do it right?

as if af. did i do it right?

wait, what?

sorry, i was napping

sorry, i was napping

she’s also allergic to humor

she’s also allergic to humor

looks like he could fit a few more in there

looks like he could fit a few more in there

she who denied it definitely supplied it

she who denied it definitely supplied it

now i do