soft paws, street claws

the makers of oreos have no chill

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the law of giants

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

another delicious hummuscide

was joining the US military the original squid game?

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…