What? It’s refreshing.

who, me?

i slept okay

tooting his own horn

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

you’re next!

back the blue?

i’m too old for this sh–

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

your phone always knows

coke classic or bust

bamboozled!

the gift no one wants

are you awake or ashleighp?

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

it’s healthy to set boundaries