This week on why were bad at this…

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i can never show my face in public again

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

esrever ygolohcysp

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

perfect casting?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

political pokemon

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—