Bats are actually closer to bees, as far as that goes.

Bats are actually closer to bees, as far as that goes.

that’s a lot of nachos!

that’s a lot of nachos!

have the decency to leave the store first

have the decency to leave the store first

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?

the things you realize as an adult

the things you realize as an adult

no one deserves to live in poverty

no one deserves to live in poverty

hello, ladies

still waiting for national treasure 3

still waiting for national treasure 3

never keep a crow waiting

never keep a crow waiting

snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract

snuggles is never getting that big multi-year contract

i wonder what he left behind

i wonder what he left behind

let’s be friends

let’s be friends

this toy line is my favorite

this toy line is my favorite

from the director of ‘van wilder’

from the director of ‘van wilder’

the moment he knew she was the one

the moment he knew she was the one