Look at me, I’m asparagus… probably.

Why do Java Developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#

Amy Schumer responds

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

I would have put a few points on walking…

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

I had no choice!

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

That tenure makes them real bold

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

WARR-E

This is what happens if you protest corruption in Russia

At least I can grow a great beard

Me on the weekends