Feeling Lucky?

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

I can't wait for my bi-annual floss.
I occasionally enjoy cocaine.
I occasionally enjoy cocaine.
Racial acceptance.
Racial acceptance.
Llama surfing.
Llama surfing.
Oh watermelon, you understand me.
Oh watermelon, you understand me.
Grandpa finally died sale!
Grandpa finally died sale!
Hipster Harry.
Hipster Harry.
Thanks for the reminder.
Thanks for the reminder.
For your grandmother.
For your grandmother.
This glass has more friends than you.
This glass has more friends than you.
Don’t do it!
Don’t do it!
Duck, duck, Douche!
Duck, duck, Douche!
Should we watch it?
Should we watch it?
it’s mine… has my name on it.
it’s mine… has my name on it.
Hawt.
Hawt.
Words.
Words.
lol+france
lol france
Employee+of+the+month+multiple+times
Employee of the month multiple times
They+had+to+say+something%2C+right%3F
They had to say something, right?
Karen+wins+again
Karen wins again
Join the conversation
You%26%238217%3Bre+right%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
You’re right, I’m not
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
omg%21+it+looks+so+happy%21
omg! it looks so happy!
what+about+a+taco+shell+of+shame%2C+next%3F
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
This+is+how+birds+are+born
This is how birds are born
The+only+good+use+of+the+butterfly+effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
So+realistic
So realistic
always+have+a+deck+on+me+for+this+exact+reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason