some new ways to compliment those around you :)

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

wise words

holy crap

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark

summer in portland

summer in portland

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

the final frontier

the final frontier

marry her

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now