Feeling Lucky?

some things in life remain the same

I used to be afraid of the dark…
I used to be afraid of the dark…
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
Conversations with the police.
Conversations with the police.
If you’re afraid of spiders…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
I climbed the corporate ladder…
I climbed the corporate ladder…
Suddenly realized…
Suddenly realized…
Childhood.
Childhood.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
My dog, lately.
My dog, lately.
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
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words carry a lot of coding…
the+moment+your+brain+just+forgets+every+item+ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
i+hope+they%26%238217%3Bre+proud+of+me
i hope they’re proud of me
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll
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this+always+mildly+pleases+me
this always mildly pleases me
i+only+coughed+once
i only coughed once
task+failed+successfully
task failed successfully
sometimes+you+have+to+be+lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
the+true+root+of+the+issue
the true root of the issue
a+true+celebration+of+life
a true celebration of life
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…