Some logic is better than others.

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

You can’t even handle me, damnit.

Canadian Navy seems pretty chill…

It was worth a try, probably.

This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…

Billy is the low-tech weather all I didn’t know I needed.

Dodge ALL the bullets…

Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.

Moms get bored, at times.

I could play this game.

True to nature…

Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…

*prepares pokeball*

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.