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Some Reasons To Date Me

Some Reasons To Date Me
…could you not?
…could you not?
How much could a banana cost?
How much could a banana cost?
Marketing from Starbucks on theme.
Marketing from Starbucks on theme.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
BAE! STAAAHP!
BAE! STAAAHP!
*hisses in 🥒*
*hisses in 🥒*
Based on real life.
Based on real life.
Hello, Kevin.
Hello, Kevin.
Standard Issue Playtime
Standard Issue Playtime
I am nothing but a small spoon deep down.
I am nothing but a small spoon deep down.
B A N A N
B A N A N
tale as old as time.
tale as old as time.
The woolen cadaver.
The woolen cadaver.
Words.
Words.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Join the conversation
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.