Someone has been waiting for this his whole life. Leaving a tip as a mathematician.

Just a dog eating a bacon strip

JK Rowling shutting down a person trying to shut her up

Dogs With Hearts Of Gold

I can’t eat this now!

Sarah Silverman publicly calling for military coup. Violation of U.S. Code 2385.

I wish I was this bored…

As an IT guy I leave this on my desk to when people come speak to me, I can pretend Ive been working hard on my “code”

Coaching hockey practice Saturday morning with 7 year-olds

My primary source of income as a kid…

My little cousin’s turtle died. He made the grave, built the cross, and got dressed without any parental supervision. My uncle caught this towards the end of the ceremony.

When you work night shifts and finally get holidays

Finally found a girl with zero red flags, wish me luck!

Icelandic girl carries lamb into shelter due to volcanic ash cloud

Leaked footage showing a jumping, wheeled robot from Boston Dynamics. This is how we die…

The problem with babies.