something to reflect on

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what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

so warm and cozy

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

i can never show my face in public again

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

you had a good run

popsicles

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

dinner and show

your secret is unfortunately safe with me