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Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
Overheard at the restaurant I’m currently at…
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
It’s The Scariest Conspiracy Out There
Every day.
Every day.
Talking About Immature
Talking About Immature
Shampoo and conditioner.
Shampoo and conditioner.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
The pinnacle of human evolution.
I Need More Conditioner
I Need More Conditioner
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Michael J. Fox’s autographed headshot at my favorite local restaurant
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Stop Booping My Nose, Human
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Good Guy Canadian Security Officer
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Skeptical dogs are skeptical.
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
Adorable seal wants to rip your hand off
The rock
The rock
Mmmm… Pizza
Mmmm… Pizza
Gets me every time
Gets me every time
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering
Join the conversation
flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
your+tongue+knows
your tongue knows
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
if+you%26%238217%3Bve+ever+been+to+or+lived+in+california+who+know+how+true+this+is
if you’ve ever been to or lived in california who know how true this is