song standstill

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

google ain’t no snitch

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

turtle burglar

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

reason #1 is pretty obvious

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

you’re*

this description is way too accurate

all is not well in waffleville

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

every color means go to a cyclist

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

inflatable baby prison

the insurance mafia