sonic speed

butt bongos

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

jenny’s number. i got it!

let them have their fun!

a sacrifice to the lego gods

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

i learned a new term today

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

just keep swimming

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

better embarrassing than boring!

bought by purina, no doubt