Local Subaru dealership harvested honey from their rooftop.

Passive aggressive instructions

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Ultimate noms.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Stop it with the pressure, peers…

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

A Venezuelan smartass

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Traffic banana for scale.

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth