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Sorry, darling…business is business.

#heisrisen
#heisrisen
Fake news.
Fake news.
Dough.
Dough.
I’ve got this…
I’ve got this…
Not a b u b b l e boy
Not a b u b b l e boy
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
When Dominos paves the potholes because the city hasn’t the time for such things.
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
Please pupper, do the do do outside…
Do as I Say, not as I do
Do as I Say, not as I do
good kitty kitty.
good kitty kitty.
Your ass is grass.
Your ass is grass.
Don’t blink.
Don’t blink.
Dear Satan
Dear Satan
Fifteen hours remain.
Fifteen hours remain.
A pinecone a day…
A pinecone a day…
Limited edition Pringles!
Limited edition Pringles!
a+useless+card
a useless card
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
this+is+a+vampire+pool.+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+water
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+doing+this
I’m doing this
because+priorities
because priorities
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
what%26%238217%3Bs+important+is+he+won+the+case
what’s important is he won the case
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
your+dad+is+a+legend
your dad is a legend
he+ghosted+her+to+keep+the+dog
he ghosted her to keep the dog