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sorry kid, thems the breaks

I like turtles…
I like turtles…
In case of love.
In case of love.
Wanted for destruction of property.
Wanted for destruction of property.
The most pompous man in the world.
The most pompous man in the world.
People shouldn’t be angry…
People shouldn’t be angry…
The most famous man in the world.
The most famous man in the world.
This cat makes time for relaxation.
This cat makes time for relaxation.
Collective Soul cat.
Collective Soul cat.
Rawrus.
Rawrus.
To all the teachers out there.
To all the teachers out there.
Dogs should be allowed to vote.
Dogs should be allowed to vote.
So this happened on my second date.
So this happened on my second date.
Advertising vs. reality.
Advertising vs. reality.
Arts and crafts can be creepy.
Arts and crafts can be creepy.
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Join the conversation
Classy.
Classy.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.