Finally, a worthy opponent!

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

how not to tell someone their std test results

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

you will pay for your betrayal

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

write the next line of this story

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

just one?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty