I will never say homeowner the same again.

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

This is a brilliant grandpa move

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

When you gotta go, you gotta go

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

24 then and now

name this movie about a girl and horse

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?