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This is how turtles wear pants, apparently.

This is how turtles wear pants, apparently.

I Love Gary Johnson...
I Love Gary Johnson...
Goin' down the only road I've ever known...
Goin' down the only road I've ever known...
Liftoff!
Liftoff!
My favorite person at the NYE party...
My favorite person at the NYE party...
Words.
Words.
After 100 Years
After 100 Years
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
You can feel this hug too, if you stare hard enough.
You can feel this hug too, if you stare hard enough.
Owls without feathers...
Owls without feathers...
A Christmas light salesman's suitcase.
A Christmas light salesman's suitcase.
The darkest memes...
The darkest memes...
Sea cucumbers have microscopic anchors on their skin ⚓
Sea cucumbers have microscopic anchors on their skin ⚓
Why you can't print that.
Why you can't print that.
The diabetus is real, Deb, and it's coming for your feet.
The diabetus is real, Deb, and it's coming for your feet.
Every damn time
Every damn time
I send my cat messages via the printer.
I send my cat messages via the printer.
The true spirit of Christmas.
The true spirit of Christmas.
The victim never wins.
The victim never wins.
They signed!
They signed!
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She had her phone taken away and later her dad slid this under her door. Savage.
She had her phone taken away and later her dad slid this under her door. Savage.
I told him my sister was paralyzed...
I told him my sister was paralyzed...
Donut choices matter.
Donut choices matter.
Can I get a reimbursement slip?
Can I get a reimbursement slip?