Feeling Lucky?

Get schwifty!

Get schwifty!
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
Uplift significant others with consistency.
Uplift significant others with consistency.
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Bah [will] ram you.
Bah [will] ram you.
She’s a keeper…
She’s a keeper…
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
WWJD?
WWJD?
Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…
It’s not a runny nose, Carol, it’s just drip.
It’s not a runny nose, Carol, it’s just drip.
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!