so proud of dave

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

People at modern art museums…

This is my life now…

Comfort.

Where do they get most of these people? Seriously?

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Where will you be?

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…

How to deal with haters.

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Shark Week, commence!