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Spargo is a legend

Spargo is a legend
Build-a-girl
Build-a-girl
When bae is out of town
When bae is out of town
OM NOM NOM
OM NOM NOM
Smashing!
Smashing!
Romantic gestures
Romantic gestures
Peoples names are funny
Peoples names are funny
I hate spam
I hate spam
It’s never because of the way I look
It’s never because of the way I look
Haiku by a Robot
Haiku by a Robot
proof JFK was way ahead of his time.
proof JFK was way ahead of his time.
My life is ruined
My life is ruined
Who’s a good boy?!
Who’s a good boy?!
My favorite Harris Wittels moment from Parks and Rec
My favorite Harris Wittels moment from Parks and Rec
Growing up.
Growing up.
Whose Line is like a dad joke factory
Whose Line is like a dad joke factory
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
No+shame.
No shame.